Aries: The girl who answered the question “what’s something that’s magnetic?” with “Beyonce”
Taurus: The boy who ran around at recess screaming “I LIVE TO DIE”
Gemini: The kid who thought snapchat face filters were just some cool game and was always asking if he could ‘play snapchat’
Cancer: The student who looked me straight in the eyes and said “I can see things other people can’t” and then went right back to drawing velociraptors.
Leo: The girl who wrote a full-page story about a woman who fell in love with a giant ear of corn. The best line of the story being “The corn was always there for her.”
Virgo: The kid who would call me over to fill me in on the latest third grade gossip every morning
Libra: The student who dramatically sat down across from me after school and said, “Miss we need to talk business” when asked what kind of business replied, “Chip business”
Scorpio: The student who was not actually in my class at all but was somehow always in the classroom anyway
Sagittarius: The boy who during aftercare somehow snuck out of the school, walked to the 7-11, and then came back with a huge bag of chips
Capricorn: The boy who grabbed my hands one day, started humming tango music, and proceeded to pull me away to dance around the room with him
Aquarius: The kid that called me over in the middle of silent reading time to tell me that moth man did nothing wrong and was just a guy trying his best
Pieces: The little girl who every time she saw me would scream “warning you!” before jumping onto me and expecting me to catch her
The signs as my students
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