cisco-imfineashell-ramon:

dramatic-mechanic-fanatic:

cameronesposito:

Moments after @rheabutcher banned me from cutting butternut squash bc it’s “too dangerous.”

This is the “you need to boil the water for instant noodles” couple. Who’s going to volunteer and teach them how to cook safely and and efficiently?

Me, walking up to a gay couple: so which one of you tries to heat up noodles without adding water and which one of you breaks out the toolbox to slice vegetables?