20 Dialogue Prompts Part 1

writing-prompt-s:

Here is a list of twenty dialogue prompts! Thank you everyone for contributing!

1. “Hey man, remember that one time you almost destroyed the country?” “Yeah bro, that was wild.”
2. “The shortest moments are the longest memories.”
3. “Are – did you – did you just BLOW UP THE MOON?” “You said it was irritating.”
4. “You know, when you said you were pregnant, I honestly expected our child to be…you know.”
5. “We celebrate now, we may not see tomorrow.”
6. “For the last time: I’ve met the devil and you’re not him!”
7. “Sure, let me just..lie down here”
8. “Dont cry for me. Celebrate over our legacy.”
9. “How could you be so selfish?!” “I learnt from the best.”
10. “Pineapple /really/ doesn’t belong on pizza.” “Good thing this isn’t for you then.”
11. “You are one in a million” “Cool, where can I meet another 7000 of me?”
12. “You know what saddens me the most? The fact that when we both go back to our timelines, we won’t be able to befriend eachother again. Hell, I don’t even know if we’ll be the same people!”
13. “Hi, I’m the Grim Reaper, and this is Jackass”
14. “Just because I fight on the side of the angels, don’t make the mistake of thinking I am one.”
15. “dude, I think your whole ‘im Steve I eat people’ thing is getting kind of old.”
16. “You worked for my uncle for 15 years, and he never once asked you to deal with a body?”
17. “Bruh, I don’t think possessing people is good for you”
18. “I leave you alone for one minute and now we have the king of hell, several cats and a large goat in our living room. What the hell were you trying to do?”

19. “What even *is* the right amount of eyes, Karen? You tell me.”

20. “How can you just leave me here, covered in orange juice and surrounded by your old victims?“ 

Stay tuned for part 2! (: