cuchylainx

milas undercut is canon and i’m in love

writing-prompt-s:

A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; “you’re safe now”.

“ Mimics right? ”

“ I know right? ” he scoffs

He laughs

I laugh

We both laugh

The gun laughs.

katsudontherocks:

yuuri in 40 years, probably: hey vitya remember that time when you stripped naked and climbed to a tower because you thought i had a flexible ex called chi-

victor: no.

rcktpwr:

rcktpwr:

comparing gandalf vs dumbledore is childish but not bc “it’s pointless to argue about such things, everyone can like who they want” or some little bitch shit like that but because gandalf is so many leagues beyond anything dumbledore could ever hope to have achieved that it’s like why even bother. why even attempt

gandalf is (literally.) an angel and he knows how to smoke and party. the only thing that could take him down was a literal demon and even then he just resurrected stronger than ever before with some sexy new clothes. dumbledore lost to a chemistry professor