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xliveterna:

The umpteenth guide to Eurovision for non Europeans by @xliveterna

l-a-l-o-u:

i don’t know what to caption this as i’ve just been yelling honestly

kianamaiart:

“this will change everything.”

iamoutofideas:

sharkke:

iamoutofideas:

hyenuh:

iamoutofideas:

Remember when people acted all weird about that figure skating show?

The olympics

no the other one?

The Olympics 2

yeah thats it

fanfarefolly:

I really really love how Yuuri is looking up and over his shoulder like that and we can see his beautiful back and the colours just suit him so well.

All the attention to detail like the dimples on the bench and the shadow on the keys and his strands of hair and his lovely hands and THE RING THE RING THE RING.

nikiforoov:

damn vitya ♥

fanfarefolly:

nikiforoov:

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW YURI!!! ON CONCERT OFFICIAL ART??

HOW did they make this new artwork so elegant and sensual at the same time?? (And Yurio is just Yurio, didn’t notice before but of course he’d go for no sleeves at a concert.) What magic!? 😭

airyairyquitecontrary:

indigobluerose:

thathighclassbitch:

tienriu:

katiekomics:

euphrates75:

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

I’m going to cry 😂😂

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden. But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

This is so wholesome

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census. Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers. An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census – 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists. We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option. (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)

So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.

98porgs:

horrormoviesequel:

thatmetticguy:

megasonger:

grawly:

teamhellnope:

brainbubblegum:

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

piglet strikes back

ao3tagoftheday:

foxy-voxy:

ao3tagoftheday:

ethermaster:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart

I’m gonna let you in on a secret.

That aint renaissance fanart

You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y’all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y’all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you.

So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling.

There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Dear @ao3tagoftheday I just felt like you needed this

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life.