one-for-all-plus-ultra:

durararend:

professor-pastry:

bluemoonhound:

nightcoremoon:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

cinnaluna:

zehumanparachute:

quinnasinfuckyou:

stop calling teenagers millenials

like the youngest millenials are 23 years old

and the oldest are 40 years old

youre thinking of gen z, the gayest, most trans, most racially diverse, most atheist generation of all time and they are gonna fucking change the world.

Reblog for gen z, the gayest generation.

I had to look it up because I 100% thought I was a millennial and it turns out I’m wrong. although there’s some debate over the years that each age cohort starts(and there’s usually some overlap), seems like ‘94 is generally accepted as the last year millennials were born.

I’m so proud of all of you.

wait…

…what?

ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS WHOLE TIME THAT I AM NOT IN FACT THE YOUNGEST MILLENIAL BUT AM IN FACT THE OLDEST GENERATION Z???

…huh…

this is what im saying about cryptid gen. It’s anyone born between 1995 and 2000. Theyre cryptid gen. Neither a young millenial nor an old gen z, or maybe both at once. 

I AM CRYPTID

Apparently Cryptid Gen are known by many names including the, in my opinion very ironic title, “The Lucky Ones”

whomever the fuck coined that one is a fucking dumb ass idiot fool

gusilux:

slightly-bovverd:

If you ever feel bad about taking a longer time than someone else to accomplish the same things, just remember that during the 1912 Stockholm Olympics Japanese marathon runner Shizo Kanakuri passed out in a garden party along the marathon route and, instead of notifying race officials of his inability to finish the race, he went back to Japan without telling anyone and was considered a missing person by the Swedish authorities for 50 years.

He didn’t finish the race until 1967 when a Swedish television station offered to help him complete the run, and he finished with a final time of 54 years, 8 months, 6 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 20.379 seconds.

This post needs the picture of the man finally crossing the finish line.

I love how happy he is.

bogleech:

paladin-of-voretron:

stenbroughbilliam:

iholtzmann:

cumkittenhowell:

closet-keys:

amazighprincex:

clarknokent:

juleswatsvn:

juleswatsvn:

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person)

Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

setheverman:

setheverman:

wetkat12:

setheverman:

“all star” by smash mouth, but only using the sounds and beats on my synth (and also anthony “ten second songs” vincent on some other instruments) these titles are getting too long

How many people are gonna have this as either their new wallpaper/icon/lockscreen/etc.?

ABSOLUTELY NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON.

hey quick question why must humans experience suffering?

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gallusrostromegalus:

thegestianpoet:

waveu-p:

To all of my california friends who can’t miss fireflies because they haven’t ever seen them.

^ what? do they not have fireflies in CA??????????

Nope! They don’t really live west of the rockies.  The first time I saw them in Ohio, I thought I was hallucinating.