my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy"and walked away immediately.
the new custom server creator in overwatch is great but did the devs know what kind of pandoras box unleashing all of the worlds chaos kind of situation they were creating. today i played a match that was 6 very slow reinhardts vs 6 very fast torbjorns called daddy reinhardt chases tiny torblets and i refuse to ever play a match of normal overwatch ever again
every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”
At the age of 13 children are able to summon their familiars for the first time. Your family has always been ridiculed for weak and useless familiars until the day of your 13th birthday when you summon your familiar for the first time.