does anyone else see ‘awkward, sweet, beautiful japanese professor with a chili pepper on ratemyprofessor even though he is maybe colorblind or only gets dressed in the dark and wears tennis shoes with his suits because his feet hurt from standing all day and his big coat covers streaks of chalk across his chest and for some reason every time he goes to buy a cup of coffee at the campus coffee shop it has already been paid for by enigmatic DIII head football coach victor nikiforov, who he has never met (even though he also never misses a game, because school spirit or something, whatever, stop asking him)’ or is that just me
