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someone: i love you
me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it
also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me
yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.
somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!
me externally: aww i love you too!!
Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen
here’s a test i found. go wild, y’all. (im choleric.)
I know my requests are closed but I’m dyin over all the drama at the stage event so here are the fics that came out! (I’ll update this as the weekend goes by)
Yuri!!! On Stage Fics (The Chihoko Incident)
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Overcome Chihoko by reginar, renaissance, Teen, 2.7k Yuuri has the words OVERCOME CHIHOKO written on his back, a pair of underpants on his head, and apparently Viktor’s gone missing.
rooftop by maladroitcore, Teen, 1k Somehow, Yuuri is naked on the roof of Hasetsu Castle with Victor.
Overcome Chihoko by aliceofdeath (RengeAkai), Teen, 1.3k Viktor gets drunk. Chihoko is mentioned. Viktor’s dick is out. And his fiancé is naked on top of the ninja castle with him.
WHO IS CHIHOKO? by pensversusswords, Teen, 1.4k (WIP) Drabbles inspired by the Yuri on Stage event announcement. Viktor and Yuuri are jealous husbands, Seunggil is affectionate when drunk, and Viktor loves Yuuri’s off season tummy. All is good in the world.
affection for an idiot by harlequindreaming (armydoctor), Teen, 2.2k “Is this better than Chihoko?” he yells down defiantly. Yuuri looks up at this impossibly irrational, petty and ridiculous man, who is apparently so in love with Yuuri that he’s willing to risk life, limb, and dignity to prove himself more worthy of Yuuri’s love. Against his better judgement, Yuuri starts to smile.“Who’s Chihoko?” he yells back. “I could search the whole world, Viktor, nobody is better than you!”
#Chihoko by Nomanono, Sintina, Teen, 3.1k Jealousy and drunk exhibitionism happens in Hasetsu before the “Victor and Friends” ice exhibition.Victor ends up screaming naked from the top of a castle.
LOVE THE FACT FOR YUURI IT HAS NOW BECOME A ROUTINE THEY HAVE TO FOLLOW, EVERYTIME THEY GET DRUNK TOGETHER, THEY NEED TO PLAY A STRIPPING GAME.
VICTOR JEALOUS OVER CHIHOKO, AND YUURI HAVING TO GO AND CALM HIS HUSBAND.
HE ACTUALLY GOES AND TELLS HIM THERE’S NO ONE BETTER FOR HIM, GODDD THIS OLD MARRIED COUPLE.
THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING, BECAUSE I SWEAR VICTOR IS RIDICULOUSLY SWEET AND JEALOUS ABOUT SOMEONE THAT DOES NOT EXIST, HE SPENDS ALMOST THE WHOLE NIGHT PRAISING YUURI’S SOFT TUMMY, AND NOW HE’S SULKING AND HE’S UPSET. AND YUURI JUST WANTS THE OTHER TO UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIM, AND THAT THERE’S NO ONE ELSE, AND SO HE TRIES TO CHEER HIM UP THE BEST WAY HE CAN.
