thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

caesar’s assassins drown him in the ocean on march 15th

the tides of march

instead of murdering caesar, caesar’s assassins just give him a very stern talking to on march 15th

the chides of march

caesar’s assassins don’t succeed in killing him on march 15th, but their wives do

the brides of march

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES