Sousuke Yamazaki: Hi, I’m Sousuke.
Aiichiro Nitori: Hi, I’m scared.
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Momotaro Mikoshiba: I have a fetish for damsels in distress.
Gou Matsuoka: Don’t be sexist.
Momotaro Mikoshiba: Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish.
Nagisa Hazuki: I brought cookies!
Aiichiro Nitori: Where did you steal them?
Nagisa Hazuki: No! I made them with love!
Rin Matsuoka:
I feel like doing something stupid.
Aiichiro Nitori:
I’m something stupid. Do me.
Rin Matsuoka: …
Aiichiro Nitori: … Oh. Did I say it aloud?
Haruka Nanase: As you guys may or may not know, Kisumi and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Momotaro Mikoshiba: Really? When did that start?
Haruka Nanase: Well, I don’t want to blame it all on him flirting with Makoto, but it certainly didn’t help.
Nagisa Hazuki: Rei-chan, read my thoughts the way Mako-chan does with Haru-chan!
Rei Ryugazaki: I don’t know how to do that!
Nagisa Hazuki: Yes, you do! Ready?
Rei Ryugazaki: Fine. Strawberries?
Nagisa Hazuki: My god, it’s crazy! That’s exactly what I was thinking! It was just a test. Ready?
Rei Ryugazaki: … Still strawberries.
Nagisa Hazuki: … Dammit! One more time!
Nebel by Lennart Artinger
SOMEONE ARREST THIS MAN FOR DOING THE SEDUCTIVE THING
Nagisa Hazuki: You know, I promised my mom and dad I wouldn’t do anything stupid after they went to Tokyo.
Aiichiro Nitori: Oh! And…?
Nagisa Hazuki [whispering]: Mako-chan, Haru-chan, I’m sorry I didn’t keep my promise.