jefaiscequejepeux:

laculotteelitteraire:

jefaiscequejepeux:

Y a des gens tu crois qu’ils t’aiment bien parce qu’ils rigolent avec toi etc. et un jour tu réalises qu’ils sont comme ça avec tout le monde et que t’as pas une place spéciale dans leur cœur alors qu’ils avaient une place spéciale dans le tien et tu te sens trahi mais tu peux pas te plaindre à la personne d’être juste hyper sociable avec tout le monde et du coup j’apprécie que ces gens mettent tout le monde à l’aise mais je me demande toujours s’ils ont des vrais amis proches vu qu’ils ont l’air d’être proches de la Terre entière ?

C’est là toute l’intrigue du Misanthrope de Molière

‘scuse de faire des redites alors lol

onboardthestar-shiptitanic:

snakegay:

terrible-tentacle-theatre:

supaslim:

bogleech:

heedra:

with some bugs it really does feel less like the larval stage is the ‘baby’ stage and more like its the ‘normal’ stage and the bug’s final form is just their extra special final form they use to fuck

I was actually distraught as a child when I found out that an antlion was “just” a “larva” to something else but later I learned that they spend two to three entire years that way and the adult only lives for a couple of months.

Butterflies are also shorter lived than caterpillars; we can think of them more as the caterpillar dispersal system.

We also always hear about how “mayflies only live a few days” but that ignores the fact that they, too, spend years as aquatic nymphs.

same for dobsonflies, which live for maybe a week as adults, but for years as enormous highly predatory aquatic larvae called hellgrammites.

except with dobsonflies, all forms feel a bit extra. If they were pokemon they would be some late generation multi-form legendary

Pretty, graceful adult dragonflies live only for like seven months, but beforehand they spend five years as this

aquatic predatory incarnation of bullshit, which hunts other aquatic insects and even small fish with its big fucking xenomorph mouthparts.

not to make a long thread longer but i think the ultimate manifestation of powered up final fuck form is 17 year periodical cicadas

like they  arent just hibernating or something, they spend the length of a human adolescence as these nymphs living underground and feeding on fluids from roots. and after 17 years their population group emerges in eerie synchronization and they all molt into their adult stage, which only survives for a few weeks . like 99.5% of their life is spent in their “baby” stage and the final .05% of it is a powered up flight capable adult form that exists solely to scream and fuck

@bisopod