tonkatsu-slice:

>They were practicing Boston Crab.
>V: You are stiff. If your body was more flexible, your performance would be improved.
>Y: It hurts! Of course I’m not as flexible as you. But ā€œthat oneā€ is more flexible than you…
>V: That one? Who is that?
>Y: Ah? That is Sha…chihoko!
>V: Sha…chihoko?
>Y: No one can be compared to that one when it comes to flexibility.
>V: That Chihoko is that good?
>Y: Once you has seen him, you would never forget. And he’s gold glittering.
>V: Gold glittering…
>Y: He’s always doing back bridging posture (not sure how to translate this) on top of Hasetsu Castle!
>V: …
>Y: Victor, why are you angry?
>V: I’m not angry.
>Y: You are clearly angry…
>Victor wrote ā€œsurpass Chihokoā€ on Yuuri’s back silently.

Translated by Anons

Aitsu it’s gender neutral but… Some people were saying the other joke is that it sounded likeĀ ā€œchinpokoā€ (how many layers this joke has?) so the translator went with ā€œHeā€.

Also what the fuck:

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Ueno-san…

(more transcripts here)