can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries
That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???
thats not why Iâm doing this but thats an interesting question too
W h y  a r e  y o u  d o i n g  t h i s  t h e n?
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.Â
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had âofficialâ and âunofficialâ mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.Â
Icon.Â
donât forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
The thing about brothels seems to be true (even though I did not find any French mentions of that) but to be fair, everyone in Paris was âbusy mourning himâ… His funerals are one of the most important events in Paris that have ever happened!Â
Apparently there was a sort or party atmosphere around the ceremony… At one point the guy narrating says that âVictor Hugo would have liked these âdevotionâ actsâ (meaning everyone lowkey-fucking on benches haha). But all in all, the âobsèques nationalesâ themselves were pretty solemn and politically important.Â
This video is pretty neat because of the paintings/pictures of the funerals – the coffin went through some of the most emblematic Paris streets (les Champs-ElysĂŠes, le Boulevard Saint Michel, etc) and saw impressive monuments (lâArc de Triomphe, and of course the PanthĂŠon, where Hugo is buried – interestingly enough, I went to see his family grave in the Père-Lachaise and itâs deceptively simple, just a tiny white stone obelisk), so even if you donât understand French, you can take a look at it!