Portugal hosting eurovision: this year there will be no led screens so the focus will be on the music 🙂
Finland: *straps their fucking singer to a spinning wheel*
Tag: eurovision
Europe has a horrible taste in music apparantly
you make the mistake thinking this is about music
Blogs from European people getting turned into eurovision blogs like:
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
Yeah, but you why would you want to go to a country that didn’t vote for you in Eurovision?
“white people have no culture”
then explain this???
Europe: Israel is Europe!!! Australia is Europe!!!!! EVERYONE IS EUROPE!!!!!!
America: What about me?????????
Europe: No not you. I don’t like you. Yikes.
eurovision during performances: come together! our hearts beats as one!
eurovision during voting: trust no one. burn all bridges. happy hunger games
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