nadiahilker:

• i literally can’t sleep alone anymore so i’ve shown up at your door in my pyjamas, can we have one more nap together, please? 
• we promised to stay friends but we’re doing the same stuff we did when we were a couple and i don’t wanna point it out because i don’t want it to stop
• listen i know i can’t just show up at your apartment at six in the morning but i need coffee and no one makes it like you do 
• we broke up after i left and moved away and months later i find out you rushed to the airport to stop me but you were too late 
• you keep calling me over to get rid of spiders from your apartment and i’m pretending i don’t know you’re not afraid of them at all because i miss you too
• we keep showing up at all the same places separately because we’ve always had similar interests 
• cop!au i’ve been undercover for months/years and i know i told you not to wait for me but i’m still in love with you and it’s killing me
• or, i fell in love with you while i was undercover and i know you’re mad at me for lying but i have to go back to my old life (and i want you to be in it)
• i know we’ve been broken up for a while but i still have those concert tickets and you’re the only person i want to share this with
• i found the ring when i was moving my stuff out of your apartment and now everything makes sense
• are you?? sabotaging?? my dates?!?!?
• i’ve seen you hanging around my apartment and i thought it was because you missed me, turns out you’ve been using my wifi you asshole
• i know you can’t cook for shit so i’ve been bringing you dinner every night, just, y’know, to keep you alive
• i kissed you goodbye by accident – old habits die hard okay?!?!
• roadtrip au where we need to save gas money so we take a long, awkward, tension-filled car ride 
• instead of dividing up the CD’s, let’s play a drinking game to determine who gets what (it may or may not end in sex)
• i was so sleep-deprived after the night shift that i climbed into bed with you (and you just rolled with it) 
• you’re my emergency contact and i’ve been in an accident so you drop everything to come to the hospital 
• soon to be divorced couple obnoxiously painting the walls wacky colours every time the other paints over it 
• you’re pretending we’re still together because my relatives will disprove of the break up so you’re being all sweet it’s reminding me of why i fell in love with you in the first place
• we bumped into each other in the street and you were grinning like a cocky asshole the whole time so i stalked off only to realise i’m wearing your shirt