Y a des gens tu crois qu’ils t’aiment bien parce qu’ils rigolent avec toi etc. et un jour tu réalises qu’ils sont comme ça avec tout le monde et que t’as pas une place spéciale dans leur cœur alors qu’ils avaient une place spéciale dans le tien et tu te sens trahi mais tu peux pas te plaindre à la personne d’être juste hyper sociable avec tout le monde et du coup j’apprécie que ces gens mettent tout le monde à l’aise mais je me demande toujours s’ils ont des vrais amis proches vu qu’ils ont l’air d’être proches de la Terre entière ?
C’est là toute l’intrigue du Misanthrope de Molière
imagine mozart wearing a cheap, ill-fitting walmart suit and removing his belt to beat the shit out of his bed so that he might appear cool and sexy online.
heartbroken to learn this blog isn’t about the famous composer
#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy
the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph
smeyer has a khaki fetish
You fools! I can assure you that Edward is actually loosing it because of the blue blouse (which brings out the complexion of Bella and makes her blushing ever more “delicious”) and not because of the skirt! She already wore it once and he had a real hard time deciphering between “I want to eat that” and “I want to eat that” …
(I think the first time was told from Edward’s POV in Midnight Sun or something…)
The rest of the elves in the undying lands: the fact that any elf can fall in love with a human is sad and somewhat puzzling. We mourn Luthian and Arwen who dared to choose mortal life. That such a union is possible is both wonderous and sorrowful. We solemnly welcome the ringbearers though, the only ones who are not elves welcome in the undying lands due to the great burden they carried for the salvation of the world
Legolas showing up late on a half sunk raft holding up Gimli: HEY EVERYONE I MADE IT! MEET MY DWARF GIMLI! WE TOTALLY GOT MARRIED!
The other elves: (⊙_⊙)
Galadriel: this is hilarious. I love it! I completely and utterly give my full approval!
The other elves: щ(゜ロ゜щ)
“Meet my dwarf,” like there are many dwarves he could have brought but this one is his.
Legolas: I don’t know why everyone’s so shocked I can’t possibly be the first elf to do this.
Other Elves: YOU ARE DEFINITELY THE FIRST ELF TO DO THIS, YES!!!
Legolas: …Oh.
*whispered conversation with Gimli*
Legolas: Well tough beans if you want your own dwarves you’ll have to sail back for them yourselves.
In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:
Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles
Travelling to find the “center of the universe”
Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web
“Wizard, The”
This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.
The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way. He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.
1. magneto was right (accepted all mutants to his cause instead of just the pretty ones, taught them to love and respect themselves, actively fought against anti-mutant rhetoric in order to prevent another holocaust)
2. magneto was kind of stupid (regularly played chess with a telepath)
Magneto did that so he could hang with his crush leave him alone it’s gay culture
Plume de Lynx 