smallgaybunny:

Adding my own thoughts on the “Earth is Space Australia” idea floating around, I’m imagining some aliens finding an *absolute* death world, scorching hot, every single species of fauna is venomous, most of the flora is poisonous too, there’s barely any water… they think to themselves “okay, this time we’ve got it. We’ll finally stump the humans. This is a world they can’t possibly think to inhabit”. So they take it to the human colony bureau or whatever and a human stares at their report for a long while, “hmms” a lot, and then after a long moment goes,

“Send the Australians.”

yourpaperpal:

nintendo:

At the first Nintendo Switch Unexpected Place stop! The event continues in Aspen, CO on 2/27.

How are you just going to drop that you appear like a mirage in a hazy desert and a water deprived John Cena happens to see the uncenable and become the first human to play a switch and expect us to just roll with it