The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack.
Batryoshka dolls.
I am going to fucking set you on fire
I wholeheartedly approve
Tag: funny
Yurio: Dammit we lost Yuuri in this crowd
Viktor: It’s ok I got this
Viktor: *shouting* VIKTOR NIKIFOROV ISN’T THAT GREAT
voice somewhere the crowd: WHAT THE FUCK
Viktor: found him
JJ: Hey Otabek! How have you been?
Otabek: For the last time, i am /not/ gonna do a deep house remix of Theme of King JJ.
Happy coincidence.
some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument
potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann
phichit: why are u naked
yuuri: i dont have clean clothes
phichit: *opens yuuri’s closet*: u have shirts, sweaters– hi viktor, jeans,
you know what?? i think we should all ship Christophe/Georgi because not only will that make Christophe calm the fuck down, but he can supply Georgi with all the lovin and butt touches he so desperately needs
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Anonymous said:
Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.
what the fuck
Why
Well, OKAY.
Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical Order…Seductively
legend.
I’m fucking crying
I thought this had to be a Rick roll. It is not. It is the most seductive reading of the states ever.
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