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Look I know that Salt Bae is a dead meme but hear me out—

*In the process of making Connor*

Cyberlife Worker 1: So how is it going to identify different fluids or items?

Cyberlife Worker 2: How about through it’s eye scanner?

Cyberlife Worker 1: Mmm, not kinky enough

im-taako-you-know-from-tv:

tadakiba:

turing-tested:

indiecup:

turing-tested:

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.

fanfarefolly:

madelezabeth:

if anyone ever asks you what yuri on ice is about, just show them this.

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😂😂😂

palidoozy-art:

This is a really stupid joke my fiance and I made that I spent too much time on.

But for real, where did he get those clothes from.

kamen-rider-fanatic:

hungryonmain:

pureslime:

pureslime:

pureslime:

Do this and Tony the Tiger will come to your house and kill you

I don’t know why I thought Tony the tiger was the Gatorade mascot

Damn thats Powerade

They probably won’t taste good, but it’s still cool, and I wonder if it works with other colors?

pyonkotchi:

If a story is like cute harmless and normal I don’t see a reason why you’d angrily accuse op of lying for notes like “oh two little girls were dressed like the girls from black panther” who cares if op is lying at least it’s not some irritating bogus shit like “two girls beat up my teacher for being anti shaladin and them screamed “viva la homestuck” at the top of their lungs and everyone clapped even the nuns”

artikgato:

actualaster:

super-shenron99:

zagreus:

We’re no strangers to loss
You know the pattern, and so do I…

May God bring his wrath down upon each and every one of you.

im gonna burn this fucking hellsite to the ground starting with OP

I had to see this with my own two eyes and now all of you do too

perfectdaytocry:

*Hanging Out With Straight People*

Me 5 seconds in:

Tag: funny

We’re no strangers to loss
You know the pattern, and so do I…

We’re no strangers to lossYou know the pattern, and so do I…

We’re no strangers to loss
You know the pattern, and so do I…