theoppositeofadults:

MLSDKFMSDKF

Hey! Sorry to bother u but im looking for french memes? I was wondering if u had any?

polyglotplatypus:

only the best for you

Tumblr saw Moira

Tumblr : haha cybergoth

My and my friends, dumb french : The tecktonik is alive again.

Some English-speaking dude trying to swear in french: Oh! Sacre-bleu!
Me, a french swearing bitch: Ta gueule sale pute! Poche à foutre!

theoppositeofadults:

Ouais, ça va être bien, ça va être très bien même… Bon, bien sûr, y faut imaginer.

theoppositeofadults:

i love one language

l-heure-du-the:

you: I want a sugar daddy
me, a french intellectual: je veux du sucre de la marque Daddy

gentlemanlupin:

has this been done yet

uncarnetmaisvirtuel:

Alignment chart, french tenses edition

(they aren’t all here of course. And actually, they’re all cursed)

Essential French slang:

être de bon poil: to be in a good mood.

être de mauvais poil: to be in a bad mood.

être à poil: to be naked.