100% certain han and lando once got married for a scam and forgot to have it annulled so they were technically married for several years and one day lando comes in and goes “real quick: are we solo-calrissian or calrissian-solo? also, i want a divorce” and han is like baby no where did i go wrong we can still fix this
last year i went out to see the new IT and stopped at the grocery store to get candy first (sorry regal cinemas)
and i was making small talk with the cashier, oh what’re you doing? nothing much just going out for the new IT
and he’s like oh is that what the shirts for? and i realize i’m wearing a tee shirt with my own art on it of a clown. just whatever i grabbed out of the laundry. total accident. so i’m like haha no just a coincidence. then my phone starts going off and my ringtone is goofy clown honking
so that cashier 100% thinks im a complete weapons grade freak