50% of comments on any given vegan recipe in the world: i was TERRIFIED this would be DISGUSTING and HEALTHFUL due to the fact that it did not contain any bacon. my husband was like WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING ME? when he saw me put something in the oven that didnt contain a whole hog but luckily it turned out edible! LOL i added 6 eggs and some milk and subbed the margarine for rendered lard so my husband wouldnt divorce me. the kids liked it too even though it wasn’t exactly like pop tarts 🙂 5/5
other 50% of comments on any given vegan recipe: i substituted 9 types of gluten-free flax meal for the flour. instead of the margarine i used opium and instead of the sugar i used something i found in a meteorite. added some essential oils too. really aligned my chakras 5/5
The first 50% sound like every omniscum on the earth.
isnt omniscum that watch from ben 10
I think you’re thinking of Ben 10 Omniverse, which is basically right
I was thinking of omnivores, omniscum is a nickname vegans call “normies” but that made me laugh thank you 🙂
hey reblog or reply w/ games that feel like home for you, games that immediately make u feel calm and peaceful the second you hear the intro music, and it’s like coming home or a breath of fresh air
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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: As you begin to read, a gnome will manifest in your room. Stare at its ass. Do not look away. Let it fill your vision. Let the gnome ass become your whole world. There is nothing else. Nothing else matters. There is only the gnome ass.
Plume de Lynx 