Tag: funny

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

predictions for the next mcu phase: valkyrie will cry drunk on a kitchen floor at least once because she wants to hang out with bruce and the hulk at the same time 

Valkyrie, her mighty unbeatable arms wrapped around the hulk whom she has pulled forcibly into her lap: I shouldn’t have gotten drunk!! I can’t protect him!!!

Bruce, who is no longer the Hulk and also naked and covered in debris: what. what happened

a-radioactive-platypus:

jayykesley:

slav-orson-krennic:

trashcanbees:

kompanie-mutter:

trashcanbees:

pain-and-missouri:

volcel-official:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

sodomymcscurvylegs:

breelandwalker:

goodinthestacks:

lizziekeiper:

stephrc79:

lionlass7:

buckyonthelam:

the-ice-castle:

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

get him

SLAAAAAY

I’M HOLLERING!