That’s Kyle Franklin! He’s an amazing stunt pilot, who likes to play the “drunk stealing a plane” routine. Seriously, some of the shit he’s pulling in these flights is truly, utterly terrifying – I love watching it.
Follow your dreams, indeed.
Honestly, this being fake somehow makes it more amazing. Doing dumb shit whilst drunk, we’ve all been there. This dude intentionally flies EVEN MORE DANGEROUSLY THAN USUAL for the purpose of making himself look like a drunk taking a chance. That is goddamn WILD.
and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku
sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu? it is the east, and my waifu is the sun.
did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.
o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun? deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae, or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki, and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screen shots
can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries
That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???
thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too
Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.
G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S
I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.
I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.
how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that
1) with its backwards facing teeth, we believe it only has to get one bite on even the tip of another fish’s tail to latch on, then as it gnashes its jaws it basically pulls itself inch by inch over the entire victim. Imagine swimming around for hours while this little shit ever-so-slowly slips up to your head and finished swallowing you.
2) sometimes they swallow something so big that it rots faster than it can be digested, filling their stomach with gas, which causes them to float like a balloon all the way up from the abyss to the surface of the ocean and die of decompression.
banned. you are all banned from nature. you can never go outside again, sorry I dont make the rules
Plume de Lynx 