c-bassmeow:

smatter:

Being the gay cousin

LHJ KUYGBLHM

me, tbh..

grahancoxon:

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

Snape (snail tape)

readingontheroof:

this is not what I pictured Snape looking like when I read the books

The two time Olympic gold medalist, everyone.

coming of age checklist:

✔️get gay and/or trans

✔️ realize the “shitty” music you listened to as a preteen is good, actually

✔️unlearn gov propaganda

✔️ think a lot bout starting an lgbt subsistence based commune with friends

jenniepierce:

katiemcgarth:

noisy–brain:

guyfierisgaystepdaughter:

itsonlymarlon:

chexgirlfriend:

i lived, bitch

i laughed, bitch

i loved, bïtch

I ain’t never gunna stop loving you, bitch.

I won’t hesitate, bitch

but i’m here, bitch

nonon-jakuzure:

There’s literally no way a person can predict what’s going to happen in this video

wellmanicuredman:

lotterywinnersonacid:

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling