We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway.
great
I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before.
same
When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool.
absolutely
One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could, nearly choking to death, and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing.
huge mood
Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time
If we ever colonize elsewhere in the solar system, the shipping and handling rates of transporting packages between planets would be out of this world. (source)
Take it in your heart
Take it in your heart, heart, heart, heart 🎵🎵🎶
I’m never going to get over this. The demon-possessed child with dance moves from the devil, while also dressed like my uncle. His dad giving him a lil’ pat on the chest right before he goes ham. The perfect 90s sunglasses indoors. The gays in the background. The perfect combination of slavic and 90s vibes in one video.
Being unconditionally polite, kind, and compassionate in a society that values and finds “deeper meaning” in aloofness and cynicism is subversive and thus punk
Plume de Lynx 