something i think about a lot: victor nikiforov at the exhibition skate right before he comes out on the ice hiding under a large coat at the door for his moment to skate on the ice with yuuri so he can hear everyone freak the fuck out (but also maybe not hiding very well because he loves watching his husband skate his routine, so he’s like, peeking over the boards from underneath a comically large overcoat and has been approached by several members of security who all think he is maybe a lost child)
my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy"and walked away immediately.