Tag: me

xinsey:

never forget that one time i went to a con in a hufflepuff shirt and a bunch of people were talking about hogwarts houses and someone said “i love hufflepuffs because i feel like they just eat all the time, like i bet hufflepuffs carry around bags of nachos wherever they go” and i went “well actually” and pulled out a half eaten bag of nachos and the entire room absolutely LOST IT.

therisingofdawn:

dirtyheathen:

renewinglaurenjane:

Do me a favor okay?
Stop trying to go back to who you were before. Before you were raped, before you got sick before an eating disorder took over your life. stop trying to be who you were five, ten, twenty years ago. Before the mental illness took over, before he died, back before your parents split or you lost your best friend.

You are NOT the same person as before. You never will be again. Give up the idolization of “before” and be who you are now. Be the you AFTER.

Thank you

no post on tumblr has ever hit me more than this whoa

justgot1:

ladyprydian:

xdreamingnightmaresx:

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

This is mE

Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it. 

I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming. 

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

the-chubby-nerd:

sixpenceee:

Victor Noir is more famous for his death and his grave than for his life. He was a journalist who was shot dead. To mark his grave, a bronze statue of the man lying down as if just shot was erected. This statue has since become something of a fertility symbol.

Due to the naturalistic style of the sculpture there is a fold in Noir’s trousers which make him appear to be aroused. Myth says that placing a flower in the top hat after kissing the statue on the lips and rubbing its genital area will enhance fertility, bring a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, a husband within the year. This is located at the Père Lachaise cemetery in Paris

“Honey our pregnancy test came back negative we have to go rub the statue’s dick again”

I came to visit him last summer and YES people DO touch it! One lady even asked me to take a picture for her, you can see her hand there. I found it sad there were no flowers in the hat in the pictures above so I added one. Also some people also like touching his foot, as you can see on the last picture!

If you ever come to Paris please visit our cemeteries, they are so beautiful!! You’ll find the plans on the Internet for the Père Lachaise 😉 and the guardians or locals are very friendly!