my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy"and walked away immediately.
asmr videos are the DEVIL as soon as the lady whispers “hey” in my ear it feels like her tongue is a foul worm slithering through my ear canal and burrowing into my medulla oblongata i cant take it for even a single fucking second