hawkeabelas:

thecheshirecass:

biffelderberry:

vampire-crimson:

kikkerje:

aredblush:

mpuzzlegirl:

kintatsujo:

alkonoststorm:

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

therealmnemo:

thejemeofficial:

sk-lls:

merelei:

kittyperson:

eisencorgi:

is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

is that one merman wearing jeans

means (mermaid jeans)

A JERMAID

Merry jhristmas

@more-aoe

The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.

Other highlights of their merchandise:

They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.

@baratheas

@cyggiestardust

@gwen-skyes

@kohakuhime

@kintatsujo

That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him

@tragicblueblood

@pale-silver-comb

this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!

And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..

and  Snickerdoodle

but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like

Laptop Liz

and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine

and then this awesome one – queen for a day

and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends

and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have

i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool

@voldiebuns

Welp, I’m about to have an entire fucking Christmas tree covered in mermaids!!!

@stresspainting look i figured out how we’re decorating our tree 

dewa-chan:

Merman Yurio, the Russian Catfish Punk!….or Fairy.

Yuri was born with very tiny and round-ish fins, earning him a cutesy look, but as a result he wasn’t able to swim very fast. He has very agile, being able to perform sharp evasions, but his swimming speed was slower than the average for his age. This scenario as reversed after his First Change, in which his fins suffered a growth spurt and turned sharper, allowing him to reach very high speeds. His scales turned a golden color, and he also got dark stripes, a trait inherited from his mother.

His tail is of the ‘speed’ type, common among racers, but his interest isn’t in racing, but in water dancing instead.

He has a pet eel named Potya. Potya is usually seen swimming between his arms or very close to his body. The eel tends to ignore anyone that isn’t Yuri or his grandfather, Nikolai.

Yuri has a high metabolism, which prevents him from building fat in his tail to warm him up during winter. Because of that, his grandfather usually makes him capes out of animals’ skins to help him retain warmth during winter. His tail is quite thin in diameter, and while it lacks in strength, it allows him to swim fast enough to avoid most sources of harm. It is also very handy during water swimming competitions, since he’s able to do quick and fluid moves.