followthebluebell:

Pre-T, I could mimic my cats’ meows perfectly.

Post-T, my voice dropped approximately a fuck-ton (metric) and I can no longer do that. Lil’y has responded by making her own meows as gravely as possible, so I can meow at her again.

So if there are any other guys or non-binaries out there who are worried that their pets won’t recognize them after they start hormone-therapy or something similar, don’t worry. Your pets will love you. They already know who you are.

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

There are only 2 genders

notsuchasecret:

heyyyfuturefish:

feministsupervillain:

caitatonic:

apocalyptic-genderpunk:

stonerdy:

rachel-rockhell:

lesbocommunism:

genderdeathriot:

cultural-mothwomanism:

cultural-goldmanism:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2:

jupitersaurus:

thresholdofzero:

fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

kingryan-risenfromtheashes:

vault-lad:

robodongers:

pearlpines:

peachlez:

thefleshmustgrow:

7thstanduserdlc:

miyushinoharaofficial:

horuss:

kazuichi-relatable:

magnumbot:

jokesontoast:

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

Pokemon and Digimon

sun and moon

super trans and mega trans

chungo and scrungus

salt and pepper

Neither and both

Nintendogs 1 & 2

handmaiden and fuedal lord

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

Team lads and team gents

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

Mario and Luigi

Tom and Jerry

Ass and tiddies

Star Trek and Star Wars

Simon and garfunkel

Primmie and techie

Marina and The Diamonds

Grump and Not So Grump

Bread and butter

Ramones and Clash

potato and not a potato

DC and Marvel

rihanna and also rihanna

Beatles and Rolling Stone