Here is a list of twenty dialogue prompts! Thank you everyone for contributing!
- “Hey man, remember that one time you almost destroyed the country?” “Yeah bro, that was wild.”
- “The shortest moments are the longest memories.”
- “Are – did you – did you just BLOW UP THE MOON?” “You said it was irritating.”
- “You know, when you said you were pregnant, I honestly expected our child to be…you know.”
- “We celebrate now, we may not see tomorrow.”
- “For the last time: I’ve met the devil and you’re not him!”
- “Sure, let me just..lie down here”
- “Dont cry for me. Celebrate over our legacy.”
- “How could you be so selfish?!” “I learnt from the best.”
- “Pineapple /really/ doesn’t belong on pizza.” “Good thing this isn’t for you then.”
- “You are one in a million” “Cool, where can I meet another 7000 of me?”
- “You know what saddens me the most? The fact that when we both go back to our timelines, we won’t be able to befriend eachother again. Hell, I don’t even know if we’ll be the same people!”
- “Hi, I’m the Grim Reaper, and this is Jackass”
- “Just because I fight on the side of the angels, don’t make the mistake of thinking I am one.”
- “dude, I think your whole ‘im Steve I eat people’ thing is getting kind of old.”
- “You worked for my uncle for 15 years, and he never once asked you to deal with a body?”
- “Bruh, I don’t think possessing people is good for you”
- “I leave you alone for one minute and now we have the king of hell, several cats and a large goat in our living room. What the hell were you trying to do?”
“What even *is* the right amount of eyes, Karen? You tell me.”
“How can you just leave me here, covered in orange juice and surrounded by your old victims?“
Stay tuned for part 2! (:
Tag: prompts
post break-up au
- i literally can’t sleep alone anymore so i’ve shown up at your door in my pyjamas, can we have one more nap together, please?
- we promised to stay friends but we’re doing the same stuff we did when we were a couple and i don’t wanna point it out because i don’t want it to stop
- listen i know i can’t just show up at your apartment at six in the morning but i need coffee and no one makes it like you do
- we broke up after i left and moved away and months later i find out you rushed to the airport to stop me but you were too late
- you keep calling me over to get rid of spiders from your apartment and i’m pretending i don’t know you’re not afraid of them at all because i miss you too
- we keep showing up at all the same places separately because we’ve always had similar interests
- cop!au i’ve been undercover for months/years and i know i told you not to wait for me but i’m still in love with you and it’s killing me
- or, i fell in love with you while i was undercover and i know you’re mad at me for lying but i have to go back to my old life (and i want you to be in it)
- i know we’ve been broken up for a while but i still have those concert tickets and you’re the only person i want to share this with
- i found the ring when i was moving my stuff out of your apartment and now everything makes sense
- are you?? sabotaging?? my dates?!?!?
- i’ve seen you hanging around my apartment and i thought it was because you missed me, turns out you’ve been using my wifi you asshole
- i know you can’t cook for shit so i’ve been bringing you dinner every night, just, y’know, to keep you alive
- i kissed you goodbye by accident – old habits die hard okay?!?!
- roadtrip au where we need to save gas money so we take a long, awkward, tension-filled car ride
- instead of dividing up the CD’s, let’s play a drinking game to determine who gets what (it may or may not end in sex)
- i was so sleep-deprived after the night shift that i climbed into bed with you (and you just rolled with it)
- you’re my emergency contact and i’ve been in an accident so you drop everything to come to the hospital
- soon to be divorced couple obnoxiously painting the walls wacky colours every time the other paints over it
- you’re pretending we’re still together because my relatives will disprove of the break up so you’re being all sweet it’s reminding me of why i fell in love with you in the first place
- we bumped into each other in the street and you were grinning like a cocky asshole the whole time so i stalked off only to realise i’m wearing your shirt
prompts for writing
feel free to use any of these!
send in requests!
1. “Your hair is so soft..”
2. “It’s too cold! Come back!”
3. “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.”
4. “C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working.”
5. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
6. “Shh, you’re safe. I won’t let you go.”
7. “What? does that feel good?”
8. “Just pretend to be my date.”
9. “He/She did it.” “No he/she did.”
10. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
11. “It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”
12. “No no–it’s alright, come here.”
13. “I’m not going to leave you. You’re never going to have to suffer by yourself again, I promise.”
14. “Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but I’m still worried about you. No one deserves to be alone.”
15. “If I could, I would kiss away all of your scars.”
16. “I think I might be falling in love with you.”
17. “Your lips are so soft. I could kiss them all day.”
18. “It’s not bad to cry. In fact, I think it makes a person stronger.”
19. “Mmm.. you’re warm.”
20. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this..”
21. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with..”
22. “No, you can’t get up! You’re my prisoner for today.”
23. “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was really.”
24. “You know I’m/we’re always here for you, right?”
25. “Please talk to me about it.”
26. “You have something in you hair.. um–do you want me to get it out?”
27. “I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..”
28. “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm and I didn’t want to wake you.”
29. “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
30. “Are you wearing my shirt?“
31. “Wanna, like–I mean, if you’re not busy.. We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”
32. “So I was driving past a pet store and couldn’t help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home..”
33. “Let’s just stay in bed.”
34. “We live together. You can’t blame this on anyone else.”
35. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”
36. “Shooting star. Make a wish.“
37. “It’s beautiful, isn’t it?”
38. “Wow, you’re hot.“
39. “I want to marry you.”
40. “I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It’ll save water.”
41. “You’re just not the same anymore..”
42. “It’s midnight! Where the hell were you?”
43. “What the hell is your problem?!”
44. “Why do you run away from your problems all the time?”
45. “You can’t keep it all inside, you know? Bottling it up won’t do any good.”
46. “Hey, I know you’re hurting.. but, you’re not alone, okay?”
47. “I hate you! I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize that.”
48. “You lost your chance.”
49. “I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.”
50. “You can’t just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!”
51. “Calm down! You’re scaring me!”
52. “Don’t look at me like that.”
53. “Were you ever going to tell me?”
54. “I’m done trying to help you!”
55. “Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”
56. “You didn’t call. You didn’t text. Nothing.”
57. “It isn’t up for debate.”
58. “I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just… really tired.”
59. “I’m fine. Stop asking.”
60. “I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong, and don’t try lying to me.”
61. “I hope someday you get a taste of your own medicine.”
62. “Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”
63. “Is this how little you think of me?”
64. “I can’t do this anymore.. not with you.”
65. “Are you happy now? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!”
66. “You said you’d always be there for me… so how did this happened? Why weren’t you there?”
67. “Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?”
68. “I don’t need help! I just want the pain to stop!”
69. “We can be friends instead.”
70. “I tried to move on, but nobody is you.”
71. “Do I look like I’ve moved on?”
72. “I don’t remember a fight or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?”
73. “Can I at least buy you a coffee? For old times sake.”
74. “I can’t take the loneliness anymore.”
75. “What are you talking about? You’re married!”
76. “I feels like everyone just forgot I exist.”
77. “Maybe I’m meant to be alone.”
78. “I gave you your chance, and you just used it to stab me in the back.”
79. “I’ve been alone for so long..”
80. “But you promised..”
81. “Isn’t this, like, illegal?” “Probably.”
82. “You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this.”“No, I’m not drunk at all. You’re just blurry.”
83. “I have a feeling we should kiss.”“Is that a good feeling or a bad feeling?”
84. “Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally. It’s just easier.”
85. “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “I’m not jealous.”
86. “Were you ever going to tell me?”
87. “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”
88. “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.”
89. “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
90. “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”
91. “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”
92. “I vote today be a pajama day.”
93. “You aren’t supposed to laugh! I’m embarrassed!”
94. “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
95. “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendship.”
96. “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
97. “Are you stupid or stupid?”
98. “How about you make me?”
99. “Do it. I dare you.”
100. “Rise and shine, motherfucker.”
101. “Well fuck me!“
102. “Are you… Drunk?“
103. “Walk it off.“
104. “Did you just go throw up?“
105. “Could you turn it down? A bit? Maybe?“
106. “Don’t drink that! I saw that guy slip something in there!“
107. “Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!“
108. “Quick, pretend your talking to me."
109. "Could you hold my hand?"
110. "You’re hiding under that blanket because you’re blushing?"
111. "Can I kiss you?"
112. "Quit looking at me with that stupid expression. You’re pissing me off."
113. “ …Why? Why are you being… so nice to me? I can’t understand. I can’t understand! I just can’t understand… “
114. "Don’t you think you’re a little too old to be using cheesy pick up lines?"
115. "You’re the perfect combination of sexy and cute."
116. "You know I’ll kill him if he hurts you."
117. "Can we please pretend I never said that?"
118. "Forget the douche. He’s a dick. He’s a dickdouche."
119. "You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!"
120. "How ‘bout you stick it up your ass instead?"
121. ”“Punched” is one word, “Fisted” is another.“
122. "Please! Leave me alone!"
123. "It’s too late for you to be out by yourself."
124. "You seem like a friendly face, mind if I sit with you?"
125. "You made me this way."
126. "I think about you all the time, it’s freaking annoying."
127. "Bill Nye couldn’t even help you."
128. "You left your shirt at my house. It’s mine now."
129. "I just wanted to hear your voice."
130. "I saw a shooting star and I thought of you.”
Pick a pairing/character and a prompt time! I’m in a very writing mood tonight.
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