refurbthecat:

This is a very good question. I’m not an expert, but let’s look at a few details about her:

-Wakes up at 6AM to yell at everyone

-Squishy (note: squishing not recommended)

-Incredible dual-function digestive tract turns food into both poop and puke

-Always either happy or mad. Both emotions identical in expression.

-Lots of fuzz everywhere 

Based on this, I believe her breed is “Cat”

I hope this was helpful