Nagisa Hazuki: This is great! This is our chance to get on TV!
Rin Matsuoka: Yeah, I always thought you’d be on TV. I just assumed you’d be in handcuffs.
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Nagisa Hazuki: When have I have ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Rei Ryugazaki: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.
Haruka Nanase: Are you in my ceiling, Nagisa?
Nagisa Hazuki: [muffled] … No!
You know what’s funny about Rei-chan? He’s my best friend and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder probably.
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Nagisa Hazuki: Because in 10 years, I guarantee you, I will be Rei-chan’s second husband!
Rei Ryugazaki: What happened to my first husband?
Nagisa Hazuki: … Nothing you can prove.
Rei Ryugazaki: Isn’t that unethical?
Nagisa Hazuki: No!
Rei Ryugazaki: “Unethical” means “morally wrong.”
Nagisa Hazuki: … Oh… Then… Yes.
Nagisa Hazuki: I brought cookies!
Aiichiro Nitori: Where did you steal them?
Nagisa Hazuki: No! I made them with love!