kinderbuenos:

funny how onomatopoeia are different in every language, like for example in french we don’t say “ouch” we say “aïe” we don’t say “eww” we say “beurk” we don’t say “yum” we say “c’est gourmand c’est croquant” with a southern accent

gettinworse:

My mom lowkey got mad at my dad because he put our baguette on the wrong side (“flat side” up) and when he asked what was wrong with that my mom goes “We have to respect the bread” and as a french person this might be the Frenchest thing I’ve ever heard