lavenderprose:

Partnered events in the summer Olympics: You and your partner work together to hit a ball over a net. You and your partner must dive in a way that is both clean and synchronized. You and your partner must row a boat very fast.

Partnered events in the winter Olympics: YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU HAVE TO SWING THEM AROUND YOUR HEAD. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND THEY’RE LITERALLY STANDING ON YOU. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU PICK THEM UP AND 

THROW THEM

twotontwentyone:

the-grand-author-ne:

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gaytigres:

jennyslateswife:

gaytigres:

jennyslateswife:

remember at the rio olympics when they revealed how the olympics village is basically just a giant fuckfest and how they had to give out like hundred thousand condoms well i just checked and

I am sorry what

yeah olympians like to FUCK

I hope it was all very gay

proof the olympics is a greek invention

the greeks would be so proud

Yea this has been like an open secret since the 90’s. The vast majority of olympians are out of medal contention like IMMEDIATELY when competition starts. So then you’re there. For two weeks. With thousands of other world class athletes in great shape. And the thing you’ve been training forever for is out the window. However will you pass the time … with all the super hot athletes … mostly in their twenties… in the fantastic Olympic village ?? 🤔🤔🤔

Just saw Miu Suzaki and Ryuichi Kihara skating and got a bit overwhelmed at the end aaaaah I had to record it!! New season best! (and the musiiiic ❤ <3)… It’s 2.36am here but I can’t stoooop watching (pray for me tomorrow)