
Tag: WTF!
i can’t believe vitya are yuuri are now canonically into vore wow
Wait what
in the yume100 collab yuuri falls into the onsen which is ~magical~, turns into katsudon and only a loved one’s kiss can break the curse. vitya to the rescue! yuuri can either react with “no don’t eat the katsudon it’s me” or “vitya eat me~ and let me be a part of you~” and vitya kisses the bowl, bites into the katsudon and ends up biting yuuri’s stomach bc the curse is broken. if you pick the “don’t eat me” option vitya is like “i should have eaten the katsudon yuuri, he’d be a part of me” and yuuri calls him “carnivorous eros” which can be understood as “sex fiend”
oh and later yuuri asks whether his katsudon or human self looks more delicious and vitya tells him “human, of course!”
and that’s the rough outline of the story of how yoi got a new canon kink
Aardvark
The aardvark (Orycteropus afer) is a medium-sized, burrowing, nocturnal mammal native to Africa. It is the only living species of the order Tubulidentata. It subsists on ants and termites, which it will dig out of their hills using its sharp claws and powerful legs. Unlike other insectivores, it has a long pig-like snout, which is used to sniff out food. It roams over most of the southern two-thirds of the African continent, avoiding areas that are mainly rocky.
One of my favorite mammals, and the first in my favorite series of posts this year!