Dragon: *opens eyes*
The eyes: *are blue*
I thought you were talking about yugioh
WHY ARE YOU ALL SHOCKED
WHY IS THIS EVEN A SURPRISE TO YOU
can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries
That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???
thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too
W h y a r e y o u d o i n g t h i s t h e n?
Mai Valentine was robbed every episode of yugioh she was in
Mai draws “Graceful Charity” and subsequently activates it to draw three cards and discard two. Mai’s hand contains “The Winged Dragon of Ra”, “Gravity Bind”, and “Elegant Egotist”. Mai then activates “Elegant Egotist” to transform “Cyber Harpie Lady” into the “Harpie Lady Sisters” (1800/1300 for each). Mai then Tributes all three “Harpie Lady Sisters” to Normal Summon “The Winged Dragon of Ra” in Attack Position. However, it gets locked in a sphere of light, and she cannot use it because she cannot read the ancient text on the card.
Duel Art: Kazuki Takahashi Yu-Gi-Oh! Illustrations
*hits the blunt* yugioh was propaganda because the season they opened the anime with in the US started by making you pity yugi for losing his exodia cards in like, the second episode i think it was. basically this fuck has a huge unfair advantage over everyone else in the world and is planning to use it to win a cash tournament. but you’re supposed to feel bad for him when he loses that advantage and ends up on an even playing field because the cards are “his property”. exodia is capital and yugi moto is the bourgeoisie
and kids are meant to think “wow id hate it if i had exodia and i lost it. i could have exodia someday so for some reason i empathize with that situation” it’s literally capital
Luke ur literally misreading this entire fucking thing cuz kaiba is literally a fucking CEO and he’s the villain. this show is anticapitalist…yugi losing the exodia cards is actually about how the proletariat loses the true value of their labor under the surplus theory of value
ok listen up though yugi literally gets possessed by the spirit of a pharaoh and inherited the exodia cards from his grandfather they are clearly a metaphor for the divine right of kings under feudalism and weevil is the bourgeois revolutionaries overthrowing feudalism. only joey wheeler, the true hero of the proletariat, can
yugi: *draws a card*
me: it’s gunna be dar-
yugi: DARK MAGICIAN
Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.
*goes to get fortune read*
*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*