disgustinganimals:

You know something really fucked up? This bird has never once had to pay a “Sephora tax” to get this look. Never once had to glue on lashes or learn to blend eye shadows.

“I woke up like this. Feeling cute.”

Unfucking believable.

Anyway here is my minimum standard for an okay looking bird and if have one in your house that doesn’t match up, that’s probably on you. Talk to your birds and if you can’t get them to try harder, get better birds.