people: you’re stealing victor away from us!
yuuri: *inspecting his nails* ,,,,,,,,,,,tragic
Tag: funny
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one of my friends came to an Expo with us as an NPC
he kept this really pleasant generic smile on his face the whole day and all he would say was ‘Welcome to the Expo!’ and ‘Wow I can’t believe I’m at the Expo!’ in the exact same tone of voice and a whole bunch of people understood it was amazing
Nagisa Hazuki: This is great! This is our chance to get on TV!
Rin Matsuoka: Yeah, I always thought you’d be on TV. I just assumed you’d be in handcuffs.
Nagisa Hazuki: When have I have ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Rei Ryugazaki: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.
Rei Ryugazaki: I am going to win you a million Teddy bears.
Nagisa Hazuki: But I want a billion Teddy bears!
Rei Ryugazaki: Well… That’s a little unrealistic.
Haruka Nanase: Are you in my ceiling, Nagisa?
Nagisa Hazuki: [muffled] … No!
[When Haru and Makoto were six years old]
Makoto Tachibana:
Well, I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Haruka Nanase:
You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Makoto Tachibana:
… Oh. You don’t have to wear it…
Haruka Nanase:
No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
You know what’s funny about Rei-chan? He’s my best friend and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder probably.
Nagisa Hazuki
(via incorrectfreequotes)
(via incorrectfreequotes)
While playing Scrabble
Makoto Tachibana: I will put my A down to make “A”.
Haruka Nanase: I will add onto your “A” to make “AT”.
Nagisa Hazuki: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”.
Rei Ryugazaki [putting a dozen letters down]: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”.
Nagisa Hazuki [knocking the board onto the floor]: Oh, no! Tidal wave!
Plume de Lynx 
