Nagisa Hazuki: Because in 10 years, I guarantee you, I will be Rei-chan’s second husband!
Rei Ryugazaki: What happened to my first husband?
Nagisa Hazuki: … Nothing you can prove.
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Makoto Tachibana [to Haru]: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Ren & Ran Tachibana [yelling from the other room]: Would you like to stay forever?
Rei Ryugazaki: Isn’t that unethical?
Nagisa Hazuki: No!
Rei Ryugazaki: “Unethical” means “morally wrong.”
Nagisa Hazuki: … Oh… Then… Yes.
Sousuke Yamazaki: Hi, I’m Sousuke.
Aiichiro Nitori: Hi, I’m scared.
Momotaro Mikoshiba: I have a fetish for damsels in distress.
Gou Matsuoka: Don’t be sexist.
Momotaro Mikoshiba: Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish.
Nagisa Hazuki: I brought cookies!
Aiichiro Nitori: Where did you steal them?
Nagisa Hazuki: No! I made them with love!
Rin Matsuoka:
I feel like doing something stupid.
Aiichiro Nitori:
I’m something stupid. Do me.
Rin Matsuoka: …
Aiichiro Nitori: … Oh. Did I say it aloud?
Nagisa Hazuki: Rei-chan, read my thoughts the way Mako-chan does with Haru-chan!
Rei Ryugazaki: I don’t know how to do that!
Nagisa Hazuki: Yes, you do! Ready?
Rei Ryugazaki: Fine. Strawberries?
Nagisa Hazuki: My god, it’s crazy! That’s exactly what I was thinking! It was just a test. Ready?
Rei Ryugazaki: … Still strawberries.
Nagisa Hazuki: … Dammit! One more time!
Nagisa Hazuki: You know, I promised my mom and dad I wouldn’t do anything stupid after they went to Tokyo.
Aiichiro Nitori: Oh! And…?
Nagisa Hazuki [whispering]: Mako-chan, Haru-chan, I’m sorry I didn’t keep my promise.
A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
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